A FOOLS GUIDE TO LYING

Hi guys
It's Naysa. Today I'm going to be doing ' A FOOLS GUIDE TO LYING.' Yes, a fools guide to lying. You might be thinking, what's a fools guide to lying? Well, it's how to tell a ...

Yes, a stupid lie that will instantly get you caught. So, if you want to lie just follow these steps and you will get caught instantly.

Step one:
Find or do something that will get you in trouble. for example: your parents have told you multiple times not to eat the chocolate in the cupboard without asking and you take a chocolate.

Step two:
While eating the chocolate hide while eating it and make sure you get chocolate around your mouth, shirt and hands. Don't clean anything!

Step three:
Make people suspicious of you. Again strike for the chocolate. Go get another piece. Make noise with the wrapper. Chew loudly, draw attention.

Step four:
Wait for the person that thinks you are doing something bad ask you, What are you doing, not eating chocolate are you? He/she asks, eying the chocolate all over your mouth, shirt and hands. Say " No I haven't eaten any chocolate." And he/she will say "Then why is there chocolate all over you?" And you say "Where? I don't see any chocolate!"

Step five:
You are caught!  You get disciplined. But still won't say the truth. Finally out of pain say you ate the chocolate!

Step five: So, now...

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